City Proposes Sexy and Innovative New Way to House Homeless and Low-Income Macrappers

Homelessness got a whole lot sexier in Macrapolis Monday after Mayor Will H. Rush announced plans to build luxury homeless shelters throughout the city. Rush presented the “hometels” proposal during a news conference at Shitty Hall. He spoke alongside officials from the city’s Department of Homeless Land Security. The trillionaire mayor said that the luxury…

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