https://bluffingtonroach.com/45-2/2023-08-16T17:45:16+00:00weekly0.6https://bluffingtonroach.com/2014/03/29/lebron-nearly-crippled-by-hairline-injury-during-championship-run/https://bluffingtonroach.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/30c44-lebron-ground.jpglebron-groundLeBron James writhing in pain following historic performance during Game 6 of last year's finals. Photo By: De' Finley Notsquiat2023-08-15T20:07:35+00:00monthlyhttps://bluffingtonroach.com/2014/03/29/rehab-program-looking-to-harness-passion-crack-heads-have-for-directing-traffic/https://bluffingtonroach.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/a9407-drugaddict_traffic_new.jpgdrugaddict_traffic_newAn Onx crack-head stumbles into the middle of on-coming traffic while the light is green, and directs drivers to proceed forward through the green-light. Photo by Notsquiat. https://bluffingtonroach.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/8f61e-drugaddict_traffic.jpgdrugaddict_trafficCrack-head nearly causes epic car crash on Onx street trying to direct traffic Saturday.2023-08-15T20:07:04+00:00monthlyhttps://bluffingtonroach.com/2014/03/29/normally-apathetic-mother-outraged-after-teacher-confiscates-daughters-cell-phone/https://bluffingtonroach.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/075b7-ignorant_mom.jpgignorant_momPublic School Mom Joy Meeks calling for the dismissal of teacher who confiscated her daughter's cell phone.2023-08-15T20:06:30+00:00monthlyhttps://bluffingtonroach.com/2014/03/29/macrapolis-man-realizes-culture-of-sunday-football-is-not-actually-manly-at-all/https://bluffingtonroach.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/be2eb-weekend_man_couch.jpgweekend_man_couch2023-08-15T20:05:58+00:00monthlyhttps://bluffingtonroach.com/2014/03/29/excessive-basketball-gear-linked-to-devastating-disorder/https://bluffingtonroach.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/4cca3-bad_rec_baller-e1396105383583.jpgbad_rec_ballerHenry Hill, 26, eagerly awaits the opportunity to do absolutely nothing during the next game.2023-08-15T20:05:21+00:00monthlyhttps://bluffingtonroach.com/2014/04/01/ex-con-turned-cake-maker-sued-for-strong-arming-rival-bakeries-2/2023-08-15T20:04:31+00:00monthlyhttps://bluffingtonroach.com/2014/04/01/131/2023-08-15T20:02:31+00:00monthlyhttps://bluffingtonroach.com/2014/04/01/man-amnestied-from-rec-league-basketball-team-3/2023-08-15T20:00:49+00:00monthlyhttps://bluffingtonroach.com/2014/04/01/how-macrapolis-mayor-will-rush-secured-improbable-fifth-term-in-office-2/2023-08-15T20:00:06+00:00monthlyhttps://bluffingtonroach.com/2014/04/01/sources-lebron-james-underwent-hairline-platelet-therapy-in-off-season-3/2023-08-15T19:59:14+00:00monthlyhttps://bluffingtonroach.com/2014/04/09/murders-over-whos-got-next-during-pick-up-basketball-spiraling-out-of-control/https://bluffingtonroach.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/99194-next_murders.jpgnext_murdersTwo niggas squaring off over "who's got next" at Panhattan rec-center. 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Notsquiat .2023-08-15T19:57:38+00:00monthlyhttps://bluffingtonroach.com/2014/04/09/employees-file-complaint-with-human-resources-over-bosss-testicles/https://bluffingtonroach.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/61898-employee_hr.jpgemployee_hrCFO Woody Cohen Jr. attempts to post up employee Ben Wilson before the two even leave the locker room.2023-08-15T19:56:46+00:00monthlyhttps://bluffingtonroach.com/2014/04/09/black-male-advocacy-group-launching-campaign-to-restrict-struggling-rap-careers/https://bluffingtonroach.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/27df7-wrap_it_up.jpgwrap_it_upPoster from the Urban Entrepreneur Negro Coalition's campaign to rid the city of awful rappers.2023-08-15T19:55:22+00:00monthlyhttps://bluffingtonroach.com/2014/04/09/macrapolis-corner-stores-will-need-more-than-blue-chips-and-hummus-to-qualify-as-organic/https://bluffingtonroach.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/7f5a2-macrapolis_stores_hummus.jpgmacrapolis_stores_hummusA Clarkelyn store likely to be affected by new legislation.2023-08-15T19:54:35+00:00monthlyhttps://bluffingtonroach.com/2014/04/09/sit-down-with-swiss-army-cock-becoming-the-men-she-always-wanted-you-to-be-author-leeann-cherry/https://bluffingtonroach.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/21bb4-swiss_army_cock.jpgswiss_army_cockPromo art from Leeann Cherry's newest book Swiss Army Cock Becoming the Men She Always Wanted You to Be .2023-08-15T19:53:25+00:00monthlyhttps://bluffingtonroach.com/2014/04/16/scientists-shocked-fedoras-still-worn-at-such-high-rate/https://bluffingtonroach.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/7b8f0-fedora.jpgfedoraScientists have observed a near-40 percent increase in the number of fedoras worn in Macrapolis since 2010. 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This unit features a plush sofa/toilet/pull-out-bed combo, state-of-the-art appliances, a shower/kitchen-sink, a bookshelf window with view of Panhattan, and a deluxe 45-foot television situated on the opposite wall.2023-08-15T19:49:59+00:00monthlyhttps://bluffingtonroach.com/2014/04/16/number-of-macrappers-dressed-like-they-work-at-cool-jobs-drastically-outpacing-number-of-cool-jobs-available/https://bluffingtonroach.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/0c252-new_cool_guy_dressed_photo.jpgnew_cool_guy_dressed_photoImpeccably dressed man maintains a perfect wide-stance balance without actually touching the subway doors. It's unclear what job he's heading to though. Photo By D.M. Notsquiat.https://bluffingtonroach.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/5f62b-super_cool_guy_on_train.jpgsuper_cool_guy_on_trainImpeccably dressed man maintains a perfect wide-stance balance without actually touching the subway doors. It's unclear what job he's heading to. Photo By D.M. 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Notsquiat 2023-08-15T19:47:28+00:00monthlyhttps://bluffingtonroach.com/2014/05/14/rapper-has-heated-confrontation-with-third-graders-because-he-sucks-at-reading/https://bluffingtonroach.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/2bb2b-rapper_reads_bad.jpgrapper_reads_badRapper Young SuckSexFull struggles to decode the complex prose of Dr. Seuss while reading aloud to a group of third graders. Photo by D.M. Notsquiat2023-08-15T19:46:54+00:00monthlyhttps://bluffingtonroach.com/2014/05/21/clarkelyn-man-fighting-uphill-battle-to-make-jorts-relevant-again/https://bluffingtonroach.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/e6441-strong_nigga_jean_shorts1.jpgstrong_nigga_jean_shorts An irrationally strong nigga wears jean-shorts and a wife beater while selling cold waters on Goodship Ave. in Clarkelyn. 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