“This dude sounds like a ho. No straight man pays attention to that type of shit.” Louis Holder, a 29-year-old Lower Panhattan native, tells BluffRo. “All I hear is ‘Ewwww, men and their football. It’s so annoying.’ Nigga drink a bear, enjoy the game, and stop over-analyzing shit like a ho.”
Little says he understands where men like Holder are coming from. Football watching has become a rite of passage for most men in America. But, he insists that men everywhere should reevaluate the manliness of watching it.
“Think about it. I mean really think about it. I’m not saying it’s not entertaining as hell to watch,” Little says. “But, I mean, shit… it’s kind of gay.”
Little says his revelation has reawakened him. He plans to join a gym, and make Sunday one of his workout days. He still plans to watch football, but says he’ll never take himself seriously as a football fanatic ever again.
And, now he doesn’t mind taking a Sunday off from football to spend time with his wife and kids.
“I was giving more energy to muscular men and billionaire businessmen than I was to my own family. That makes no sense,” Little says. “My family is my new fantasy team (even though they’re annoying as shit most of the time). Not a bunch of wide receivers.”
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